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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you"
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"Joke my brother told when he was little..... Why did the cannibal cross the road..... To get to the body shop......"
"How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt? You jump from the 1st one."
"I put the FU in FUN "
"[Morgan Freeman voice] Isolated from his group, this penguin will not survive [penguin voice] Hey dude, I can hear you."
"""The tension between Uranus... and Pluto hat has been there since June of 2012 will finally ease up"", Astrologist say."
"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."
"Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television."
"Morse code is like taking a shower with black guys and asian Long short long long long short long short short"
"My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)"