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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."

"A passion inside me burns. It's called chlamydia."

"Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?"

"A black first-grader runs home crying -Mommy mommy all my friends at school make fun of me cause I have a gigantic penis. His mom looks at him weird and says- ""Nigga you 17"""

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."

"Hey everyone, my mom's following me on Twitter now, so ixnay on all the eetstway about the ugsdray and exsay and acismray. Thanks"

"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."

"What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction? Doctors Without Boners"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle"

"A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them. Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken."