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Joke of the Day
"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch It's called lunch"
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"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."
"I like my women like I like my Building 7. Going down for no reason. That's a conspiracy reference that 9 out of 11 people don't get. It's an inside joke."
"I am racist. fuck NASCAR."
"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."
"Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."
"I fan speak a little French I'd like to bon appetit (bone a petite) Edit: can not fan"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table."
"You dug the hole you're in... now stop whining and start climbing."
"I introduced my girlfriend to my family the other day. My wife was so mad."