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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy."
Next Joke
"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"
"I saw some snails fighting in my driveway... They were really slugging it out."
"God damn auto correct... Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"
"My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend. But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences."
"Jokes. What is a black cat's favorite TV show? Miami mice!"
"Have you noticed that the ""&"" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass across the floor?"
"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."
"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"
"I love long romantic walks... ...to the fridge."