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Joke of the Day

"I would suggest that Brazil build a bridge and get over it... but given their record...."

"My class was reading a book. It was called Taming of the Shrew. Someone blurted out loud, ""I just thought of a Nazi version!"" ""Taming of the Jews!"" ***** ^^^^not ^^^^oc"

"Emperor: How are my elite troops doing on Endor? Vader: They were all viciously murdered by teddy bears. Emperor: That sounds plausible."

"What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs? Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce ""Pho"". ;_;"

"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""

"This post is a broken pencil It is pointless."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over"

"A really drunk guy... A really drunk guy gets into a taxi and says ""Heeeyy cab guy, can I leave the pizza and the beer in the front seat?"" ""yeah no problem"" -BHLUAGHH-"

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes."

"[Request] Some computer jokes."