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Joke of the Day

"I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together"

"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."

"My friends all judge me for being a heroin addict... I guess they just don't like strong women"

"Getting white carpet installed, then inviting everyone over for a spaghetti sauce and red wine party."

"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."

"I know a joke... that's so dark the police almost shot it."

"So a man is alone in a forest And if his wife isn't around to hear him. Is he still wrong?"

"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"

"I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants... ...it said ""Bathroom Closed"""

"Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego"