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Joke of the Day

"I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together"

"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."

"What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures? DAIRY-AIR!"

"I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer."

"The abusive relationship that I'm in is such a joke I spend everyday waiting for the punchline."

"I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for 25 I think it's too deer"

"What's the most popular pickup line at a gay bar? ""Hey, can I push your stool in?"""

"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""

"Let's talk about the elephant in the room. I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?"

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'd love to be the bear of bad news. ""The bad news is, you're gonna need stitches. RAWR!"""