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Joke of the Day

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick come between us."

"My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles."

"My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano."

"When I told my buddy that I'd be with his mom tonight, he informed me that she had died 5 years ago That's never stopped me before"

"What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument? He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away."

"My weird paranoid neighbor, shreds all her mail and closes all the shades. But never locks her basement window."

"What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning? He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."

"Trump wins the election"

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."

"The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit."