200825
Joke of the Day
"My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano."
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"This year's the year of the rooster, so I ate chicken. Next year's the year of the dog."
"Why did Simba's dad die in a stampede? Because he didn't Moofassa enough! Edit: general consensus was to add ""enough"""
"You can't make a squid cake... But you can make an octopi."
"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."
"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"
"A Mexican athlete finally got a medal at the Olympics. The police are still searching for him."
"2 wrongs don't make a right... But 2 Wrights make a plane"
"I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul. Nobody got it."
"We should not be calling girls ""thirsty"".... Let's start calling them ""D"" hydrated"