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Joke of the Day

"I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?"

"Good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"

"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats I'm gonna miss tumblr"

"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."

"What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot? Aye CaRoomba"

"Dad: There's no use crying over spilled milk son. Me: But dad it was tequila! Dad: What!? *cries immensely*"

"Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!"

"If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff."

"I shot a bIack teenager the other day and got arrested for impersonating a police officer."