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Joke of the Day

"I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?"

"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"

"I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices, but they've all been done."

"Five Construction Workers Walk Into a Bar They should have been looking where they were going"

"NOT all policemen are strippers."

"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up."

"I just bought my wife some new eyes, a new nose and a new mouth... I can't wait to see her face when she opens them."

"How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards."

"Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services."

"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"