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Joke of the Day
"NOT all policemen are strippers."
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"Based on my hair this morning . I think I might be a muppet ."
"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."
"Just realized that we are seriously kicking China's ass in cookie technology. So, we've got that going for us, which is nice."
"if anyone has reason for these two not to wed, speak now or forever hold y- [brides dad stands up] ""SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH WITH HOT WATER"""
"best sunscreen ever... Xbox 360"
"My girlfriend went to get her test results from the doctor today and it was bad news. He confirmed I'm about to become a husband."
"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"
"Two blondes walk into a building... You thought they would have seen it."
"Q: What goes ""krab krab krab""? - A: A dog barking in a mirror."