95947
Joke of the Day
"Five Construction Workers Walk Into a Bar They should have been looking where they were going"
Next Joke
"If she says ""I'm fine"" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox"
"*stops next to punks at red light* *stares them down, turns up The Walking Dead opening music* *light turns green, slowly accelerates*"
"A 4th grade kid walks into the kitchen Kid: Mom I have the biggest penis in class. Is it because I'm black? Mom: No its because you're 17."
"What is the origin of the word ""Boob""? The ""B"" is the aerial view, the ""oo"" is the front view, the ""b"" is the side view."
"Why didn't the melon get married? Because it can't elope."
"The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows."
"Why did no one come to the ghost's party? [OC] The h was in charge of the invitations."
"I masterbate because I'm the only one with standards low enough to fuck me. - Bo Burnham"
"Some people age like wine, others age like milk."