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Joke of the Day

"*reads a note sombody put on my desk* [i heard u caught a cold! i hope it FLU away!] *drops note* what.. WAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE"

"What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen."

"I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder."

"I'll never forget my grandfather last words to me ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""

"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""

"[grocery shopping] ""Actually it should be 15 items or FEWER"" I'll fix that sir [grabs mic] CUSTOMER NEEDS HELP FINDING EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS"

"Why are black people tall? Their knee grows."

"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really do taste like chicken!"

"FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends."