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Joke of the Day
"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."
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"What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints? You want flies with that?"
"What's the opposite of 4chan? 4chad"
"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."
"I guess my least favorite author is probably Hitler"
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you."
"The worst time of day is when people start coming in the office. They are all cheerful and shit. Settle down jerks, it's work not an orgy."
"""I am John Lennon"" - the Walrus"
"My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said ""murdered"". And ""loved"", past tense."