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"What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive? The Shabbat-Mobile."
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"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"
"where did alice go during the explosion? everywhere"
"I just became a proud dad today... My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."
"What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres pop corn?"
"You can't keep two ducks alone together It's a paradox."
"There's a technical term for a sunny warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday."
"""WHAT THE HELL? WHERE'S THE OTHER, SMALLER VERSION OF THIS PERSON?""--Russian surgeon's 1st time cutting a patient open"
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy"