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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator."
Next Joke
"What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!"
"Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it."
"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."
"We need to stop ISIS. Then we can call them WASWAS."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot."
"is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"
"DATING TIP: add Free Wi-Fi' to your dating profile"
"As a Fat bottomed girl, I'm not sure how we're expected to make the Rockin' world go round. That sounds *way* too much like exercise to me"
"I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna"