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Joke of the Day
"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"
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"""Can you cook dinner tonight?"" Can't. New meds say I can't operate any heavy machinery and that stove doesn't look light"
"What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant? K9P."
"Why did (do?) cavemen drag their women by the hair? if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud."
"My asian friend lent me a cow with hair that changes color It's currently on roan"
"How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."
"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"
"What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon."
"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."
"what do you call a woman with one leg I-lean Just heard it!"