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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a woman with one leg I-lean Just heard it!"
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"Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... The police called it arson. Whatever..."
"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."
"Ladies: Stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet.....Sweeping is your job."
"Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce."
"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"
"How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question."
"I watched Mad Max: Fury Road today."
"Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? They barely had any atmosphere."
"Did you hear about the terrorist suicide bombers rave party? I heard they had a blast."