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Joke of the Day
"What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon."
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"Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money."
"What is the difference between a soap and a jew? There isn't."
"My wife does a HILARIOUS John Goodman impression. Doesn't hurt that she looks exactly like him."
"Why does Hillary Clinton not give good blowjobs? Because her teeth are too fake and big"
"What's the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gurgle sand."
"Why did the Middle Eastern man not want his daughter to go on a date with a boy from school? He was afraid she would come home stoned."
"People who talk at the cinemas really annoy me.. I can barely hear my phone over them!"
"Because of the efforts of my great grandfather, we don't speak German in this country. That's because he single-handedly killed 11 language teachers."
"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"