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Joke of the Day
"Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !"
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"2 pedophiles on a bench in the park. A little girl with a lollypop walks by... p1: Oh, man, she used to be so hot back in the days!"
"One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes The other windmill responded ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"""I set all the cattle free."" - Reverse Cowgirl"
"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Guy: I want a room Receptionist: Sorry no rooms available G: My name is improvement R: So what? G: there is always a room for improvement !!!"
"Did you hear the joke about Melania Trump? Yeah sorry. You've probably heard it before."
"Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon"
"Some young women are like bottles of wine They need to be tended to carefully and given time to mature, which is why I keep a few in my cellar."