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Joke of the Day
"Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet."
Next Joke
"What's up late and optimistic?"
"Hell yes, I'll be at the stores at 4 am. I'm not going to buy anything, I just like punching people."
"WTH? My neighbors say they don't like to spoon!? Even after I stopped sleeping in the nude. And introduced myself. Old people! Amirite?"
"I really didn't want to go the dermatologist... ...but my dad told me to face my fears! *thought of this while washing my face*"
"Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry"
"Whenever someone says ""let's get weird"" my first thought is ""I'm already there"""
"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."
"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""