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Joke of the Day
"They released a new study on marriage It's the number one cause of divorce"
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"So Jesus... Walks in to a hotel, with a hand full of nails and a hammer in the other...and asks ""Can you put me up for the night ?"""
"""Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" "" My right hand."" "" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."""
"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""
"Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple"
"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."
"Have you ever had a close call with a shark? No, but one did ring me up long distance once"
"Is mingerbread the opposite of stud muffin?"
"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."
"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."