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Joke of the Day

"*Godzilla screeching in pain as he accidentally steps on Legoland*"

"Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius? Because they're always so one sided!"

"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."

"What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful."

"Wife: Are you coming or not? Me: Is there gonna be alcohol? Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral! M:... Wife: NO! Me: Then I'm not coming."

"Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot."

"Why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane"

"""I am"" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ""I do"" is the longest sentence? Holy shit this blew up"

"just found out the sun can give you cancer?? WTF? why haven't we made the sun illegal yet???"

"So I was hanging out with this tree... It was shady, so I left."