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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it"

"Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler."

"My wife asked me to take out the trash. I said, ""Why Should I? You cooked it!"""

"Hey, did you hear about that man who flew so close to the sun he touched it in exactly one spot? After that, he was a real tan gent."

"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Went to see a show about the dictionary. It was a play on words."

"People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions."

"The snack that smiles back! Children!"

"A man walks into a bar. Ouch"