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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it"

"Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop"

"Unless you are wearing live crocodiles on your feet that you have beaten into submission, I care not for your Crocs."

"I used to be impatient.... ... I just don't have the time anymore."

"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"

"What do you call smart boobs? Scientits"

"I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality."

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump at all"

"So there is a friend of mine who invited me to a swinger party I asked him ""how many people will there be ?"" ""Bring your wife and we'll be three"" he said"

"What's a bartender's favorite book? Tequilla mocking bird."