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Joke of the Day

"Why doesnt Santa Clause have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and its only ever down a chimney"

"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."

"Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian? As a Canadian, this offends me."

"Why do some Italian Christmas cakes cause so much trouble? Because you have to open pandoro's box to eat them."

"I'm about to watch 'Funny or Die' on HBO. Wow. Now I'm nervous.. I hope I laugh.."

"Me: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your house! Olive Garden server: Please stop! I'll bring more cheese to grate!"

"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"

"A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."

"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"

"How do you make a baby boy cry twice? Make him suck your bloody dick."