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Joke of the Day
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts."
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"I like women the way I like my wine... Locked up in the cellar."
"I always get worried when I hear Chris Brown has a new hit out. I bet it's an uppercut"
"Yoda, are we on the right course? Off course, we are."
"Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!"
"I love you A man had 'I love you' tattooed on his dick. When he came home, he proudly showed his wife, who said ""there you go again, trying to put words into my mouth"""
"Anything I search on the internet just shows weird porn... What is the world coming to?? [ https://explosm.net/comics/2576/ ]"
"Gavin died today of heartburn. I am so sad gaviscon."
"To the rooster goes the spoils.. indeed"
"Next time the cashier asks me if I want ""Paper or Plastic"" I'm just gonna say, ""Doesn't matter to me, I'm bi-sacksual."""