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Joke of the Day
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts."
Next Joke
"Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle. October through May, then June through September."
"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"
"I removed the shell from my pet snail... because I thought it would move around quicker. Now it's just really sluggish"
"How did the astronaut land on the sun? He went at night."
"I make weak food puns They're never stroganoff."
"Yo momma's so fat, when she butt dials, she makes a conference call"
"Group Assignments Person: I have an Idea Me: So Did Hitler"
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"
"If a white-washed Asian is a banana.. Then a black-washed Asian is an Eminem."