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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? 1 less drunk"
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"It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot."
"He thinks the stuffed animals in my room are creepy, but I can't think of a cuter way to hide all those cameras."
"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period"
"OPEN UP THIS IS THE COPS What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]"
"I asked my friend who is a porn cameraman about his work He said it's a hard job."
"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."
"What do you call someone who really likes balloons? Autistic."
"One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed"
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore."