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Joke of the Day

"The difference between being naughty and being kinky Is whether you by your gear at an adult shop or home depot"

"I was sitting on a bus in Thailand across from a beautiful young lady. My shorts were a little tight and I was thinking, don't get a boner, don't get a boner... But she did."

"Why couldn't hitler go to the barbecue He burnt the franks"

"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes."

"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."

"A lady just walked into Taco Bell, dumped every hot sauce packet in her bag and left. I should follow her. What's the rest of her day like?"

"I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come, but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great"

"The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin ""Crazy Legs"" Bond."

"What's the same about Christmas and work? I do all the work and a fat man in a suit gets all the credit."