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Joke of the Day
"Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, iPod shuffle."
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"I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today. it's impossible to put down."
"Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her."
"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"
"According to HR, the boss can come into my office eating a kebab when I've only had an apple for lunch but I can't throw my chair at him"
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
"Don't call it traditional marriage if it doesn't improve relations with neighboring fiefdoms"
"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""
"A man walks into a bar and his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."