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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes."
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"Sometimes you look at an ex and think maybe they're not so bad. And then they start to talk and remind you why you hate them."
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"So a homeless man comes up to us... ""If I tell you a funny joke, would you pay me a quarter?"" My pal from Rhode Island say in a thick northeastern accent: ""I gotta funny joke fo' yah... Yah homeless."""