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Joke of the Day
"The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin ""Crazy Legs"" Bond."
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"Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !"
"Did you hear about the discount rabbi for circumcisions? He'll take up to 10% off."
"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"
"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies? One's a bunch of cunning runts....."
"What do we call a wireless mouse? Hamster. Source: **Dad**"
"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"