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Joke of the Day

"An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who's there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? ... ... Knock knock."

"I was invited to a party... The dress code said ""black tie only"". But when I got there, I noticed other people had worn shirts and trousers too"

"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."

"Damn girl are you Schrodinger's cat cos you're in a box and all these nerds are talking about you? Sir have some respect this is a funeral."

"Does a bear pope in the woods?"

"Why do women get yeast infections? So they can know how it feels to live with an irritating cunt!"

"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"

"Virgins everywhere are fucking nowhere."

"How does an accountant relieve his constipation? He works it out with a pencil"

"Ted told me i'm a dick... I said i'm not addicted."