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Joke of the Day
"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"
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"My girlfriend told me that her gran died of food poisoning. The toughest part was acting surprised."
"3yo: make me oatmeal me: *poof* you're oatmeal 3yo: me: *makes oatmeal"
"I went to the doctors today told him ""I've got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem"". The doctor said, ""Don't worry, a lot of wankers sing that""."
"Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu"
"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"
"Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change? Because they were vaccinated as children."
"My body is well-defined. If you look under the word ""flabby""."
"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, alcohol is not a solution."
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned"