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Joke of the Day

"How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant? He asked her to do an essay. [Also, I'm latin]"

"[Jokes] The three girls LOL FUNNY!"

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick) There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!"

"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""

"ahhh. this weather takes me back to the glory days of stealing dad's lawnmower & joyriding all day until the squirrels made the blades stop."

"I want to invent an intravenous drug. I will name it Lord's Name, and people will be taking the Lord's Name in vein."

"I took a ""Paint with Wine"" class. The instructor was really impressed with how well I handled my wine."

"Wanna hear a joke? My sex life..."

"He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish."