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Joke of the Day
"If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front."
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"What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix? Stupid"
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"Q: What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A: A slurpent."
"After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down. He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds."
"What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity? They both shake it off."
"What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? Rick Grimes has two I's...."
"When people argue about sports and one says ""Care to make it interesting"" I assume they're going to start talking about something else."