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Joke of the Day

"me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?"

"I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china."

"What kind of computer says ""Hello""? A Dell"

"Please, if I ever offend you, it's because I meant to."

"Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer."

"How do Germans tie there shoes? With little Nazis."

"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"

"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"

"My new book I wrote on Poltergeists is flying off the shelves."

"A tiny Shaquille o Neil inside a footlong sub lookin up at you and crying cuz he don't wanna be eaten"