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Joke of the Day
"Why did Night fall? Because Day tripped him."
Next Joke
"It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned."
"What do you call a lesbian octopus? A lickalotopuss."
"Toast should never pick a fight with me because I eat toast for breakfast."
"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."
"What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba? The oneba"
"*seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*"
"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."
"What do you call a disease you get from having sex? Infucktious Diseases"
"What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos? An Aristotalitarian Regime."