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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""

"Why was the EDM producer bad at fishing? Because he kept dropping the bass"

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common."

"Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?"

"Two blondes walk into a building... Youd figure one of them would have noticed it."

"The cat licks itself and it's cute. I do it and I'm ""no longer allowed in the library""."

"What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids? The Deviated Septon."

"I don't even understand Fantasy Football. There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullshit."

"Do you need space? Join NASA!"

"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."