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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"
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"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. ""There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning."" ""Who shall I call"" her husband asked ""police or ambulance?"""
"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"
"A Neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost him bartender says ""For you no charge""."
"You should never trust a person as far as you can throw them. Needless to say, I trust the fuck out of babies."
"Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower The rest 2% have never been to prison."
"What gives you uncontrollable gas? Nazis"