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Joke of the Day
"I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness"
Next Joke
"I named my first dog ""What"". Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked ""What is the name of your first pet?"" and I kept answering ""Yes."""
"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."
"[offensive] Why didn't Hitler become an artist? Because he hated mixing colors..."
"So my friend told me that he has been constipated for the past three weeks... I'm pretty sure he's full of shit."
"Kiss her in the middle of her sentence chicks dig when you visit them in jail"
"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"
"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline."
"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."
"How do you piss off /r/jokes? Jokes: son-of-a-b***h"