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Joke of the Day

"I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness"

"Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States? So there won't be a World War III."

"Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another."

"A duckling joke Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because they can't walk, hardly."

"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."

"What do you call a black priest? ...holy shit im not racists or anything"

"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"

"People wonder why I move to a new place every couple years. The truth is, I'm being chased by a snail with a grenade and a vendetta."

"what do you call a duck addicted to drugs ? A quack head"

"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""