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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss off /r/jokes? Jokes: son-of-a-b***h"

"""A Brita pitcher is only as good as the man who re-fills it after emptying."" -- Dalai Lama"

"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."

"Give me that! You're going to hurt yourself! *takes toy *hurts self with toy 4: Hahahaha"

"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""

"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."

"Are you all right? No, you are all left!"

"What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach? A pocket full of shells."

"Women are like Alarm Clocks. It's such a relief when they finally shut the hell up."

"What is the difference between a fridge and a pussy? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."