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Joke of the Day
"[offensive] Why didn't Hitler become an artist? Because he hated mixing colors..."
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"Bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find all the pages blank I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"
"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."
"What's the top selling book of all time in Korea? 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
"My therapist said I need to stop listening to Ke$ha on my iPod and start acting my age. So I bought Ke$ha on vinyl. Tik Tok."
"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."
"What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The Outside!"
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."
"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"