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Joke of the Day

"[offensive] Why didn't Hitler become an artist? Because he hated mixing colors..."

"Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. Who has hair on their shoulders. Whose shampooing their shoulder hair. Please come forward."

"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"

"I miss my friend Jack... I loved to listen to music with him."

"Difference between a nun and a nympho in a bath One has a Soul full of hope..."

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"

"What did the gingerbread man say during sex? I'm gonna crumb!"

"What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu"

"God said onto the sodomites ""go fuck yourselves"" And so they did"

"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."