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Joke of the Day

"Next time you're on a date and someone asks ""Is that your boyfriend or your brother?"" smile really creepy and whisper ""Both""."

"Monica Lewinsky said it 20 years ago and she said it again this year Hillary Clinton wasn't the right person for the job."

"Men resolve a fight with a fist fight. Women resolve a fight with years of backstabbing, name calling, rumor spreading & social exclusion."

"Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working! *eye twitches"

"I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours."

"Batman cuts off a seemingly innocuous driver in the Batmobile, only to deal with the driver later, with the help of Superman #ChangingBanes"

"What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers"

"Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"a cowboy dog walks into a town He goes right into the saloon and says,"" I'm looking fer the varmint that shot my pa' ""."

"What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !"