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Joke of the Day

"Next time you're on a date and someone asks ""Is that your boyfriend or your brother?"" smile really creepy and whisper ""Both""."

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do he laughs"

"Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline? Hey, sex cells."

"I photobombed my pal's passport photo & now they won't let him through customs unless I'm behind him waving my hands in the air like a putz."

"""People will believe anything if you whisper it."""

"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"

"I just drank another bottle of brake fluid. My friends think I'm addicted, but I can stop when I want to."

"Congress just passed a bill that makes it legal to murder those friends who respond to a text by calling you."

"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"

"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."