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Joke of the Day

"Batman cuts off a seemingly innocuous driver in the Batmobile, only to deal with the driver later, with the help of Superman #ChangingBanes"

"What does a whore call a bus load of men? Meals on Wheels"

"See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil."

"I've decided to sell my Hoover ..... it was just collecting dust"

"Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body"

"Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" ... There's the door. I will show myself out."

"Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock."

"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"

"I saw a list of what things cost in the 1930s. Great Depression or not, I find it hard to believe people couldn't afford a 20 cent steak."

"'You never get anything right' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well I want to be the weather girl on TV.'"