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Joke of the Day

"a cowboy dog walks into a town He goes right into the saloon and says,"" I'm looking fer the varmint that shot my pa' ""."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Heisenberg Heisenberg who? I am the one who knocks *I'm bracing for a lot of downvotes*"

"I just misspelled a word so bad that auto correct blew milk out its nose."

"The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, ""Keep the change you filthy animal."""

"A friend that steals your tortilla chips is nacho friend."

"After working a construction site in the blistering heat all summer, it made me really miss my old gig. Because 7/11 was an inside job."

"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"

"You know guys, ironically, racism is alot like black people... Cuz it shouldn't exist!!!"

"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."

"How do you cancel your appointment at the spermicides bank? You call and say you can't cum. Edit:typo"