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Joke of the Day

"Men resolve a fight with a fist fight. Women resolve a fight with years of backstabbing, name calling, rumor spreading & social exclusion."

"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"

"Did you hear about the basketball player that fell in love with a midget? He was nuts over her!"

"What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John."

"Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? Fowl play was suspected."

"A second Limerick There was a young man from Nantucket, With a dick so long he could suck it, As he wiped of his chin, He said with a grin, If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it"

"My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. One could say that he's an organic chemist."

"*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield* General: ""STAY STRONG, MEN!"" *soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*"

"My love for you is like diarrhea......I cant hold it in.."

"Knock knock! (A joke from my 5 year old sister) Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke! ...I got rekt"