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Joke of the Day
"I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours."
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"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."
"I was at a nightclub They played just dance I just danced They played twist I twisted They played jump I jumped They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club"
"When I order delivery online and there's a ""Notes"" box I put ""Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON"" *Puts on dragon costume *Waits in bushes"
"Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers? Because they are in bread."
"best joke ever.. HL3 confirmed"
"What the Diffrence between Chinese and Mexican food? Chinese food comes out in about 15-20 minutes and Mexican food comes outta you in about 15-20 minutes."
"Name the four seasons Shit, Summer, Shit, Shit"
"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."
"I'm going to name my dog ""Syndrome"". Whenever he jumps on someone, I can yell, ""Down Syndrome!""."