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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers"
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"""Hands up, don't shoot!"" cried the protester ""Take what you want, just don't kill me"" whimpered the store manager, dropping his gun and ending the terse standoff."
"*i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the ""Hog Riders"" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too."
"I had to Seymour Hoffman at the gas station today You know, Philip?"
"I love to run. Around the house. Chasing my toddler. Because she took my iced coffee."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5"" Inches."
"If you enjoyed the film Mean Girls... You'd love Standard Deviation Girls!"
"My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman."
"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."
"What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter? Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system"