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Joke of the Day

"I'd date me. But mainly because I put out."

"o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now."

"I have a good joke... My grades."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell"

"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"

"are you human? (sorry) I am dancer"

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"