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Joke of the Day
"I'd date me. But mainly because I put out."
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"The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."
"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""
"What did the German brat say to his father? You're the wurst!"
"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."
"People who aren't funny get offended by jokes."
"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"
"Finally, after years of waiting, my book on having sex with herbs has been published. Its about fucking thyme."
"Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'"
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