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Joke of the Day
"What did the German brat say to his father? You're the wurst!"
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"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"
"What happens when a pope dies? Another pops up."
"Jokes that Eddie Murphy could have done on SNL40. Here is mine. I did comedy for the fame, money and sex with white women. The 80's was so long ago. Good night folks."
"Why did the punk cross the road. He was stapled to the chicken."
"School report My hot history teacher told me I have to give her a one on one report on 'deep throat'. Long story short I got expelled and btw what the fuck is 'watergate'?!?!?!"
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Dwayne."" ""Dwayne who?"" ""Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"""
"According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, when parents relax, children must increase the amount of disorder in the universe to compensate."
"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"