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Joke of the Day

"The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."

"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."

"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."

"I have high friends in places."

"Why are the news media like a prostitute? Because they are good at making stuff up."

"What are homeless ducks always asking for? A lil bit of quack"

"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this bullshit."

"a Guy walks down an American street. He sees a policeman and wave. Later the same day the police explain to the press: ''It was self-defence, he had a gun in his hand somewhere''"

"This Viagra show looks cool but they keep cutting away to football"

"I wanted to make a joke about black people but it's not gonna work"